THE MOSS
Wanted for: roof destructionHolds water against your shingles and pries them up as it grows. A $400 cleaning now beats a $14,000 roof a decade early.
ISSUE #1 LAKEWOOD, WA QUOTES: FREE
Pressure Washing · Lakewood, WA
Pressure
vs. THE MOSS MENACE
Pressure Washing · Lakewood, WA
Pressure
Washington!
vs. THE MOSS MENACE
By day, Michel Pope is a mild-mannered Lakewood guy with a truck. By slightly later that same day, he's the reason your driveway isn't green anymore. Pressure washing, roof cleaning, yards, and trash outs. Residential and commercial.
Same-day quotes · You inspect the work before you pay
BEFORE
AFTER
DRAG THE LINE → simulated placeholder, swaps for a real driveway from Michel's phone
Every hero needs an enemy. Ours grows back every fall...
Meet the villains
Western Washington grows all three of them, on every property, every single year.
THE SLICK
Wanted for: driveway treacheryThe green film on your concrete is algae, and it's why the walkway feels like ice every time it rains from October to May.
THE HEAP
Wanted for: occupying your garageThe junk pile, the packed rental unit, the yard that got away. It doesn't leave on its own. It gets hauled.
Luckily, our hero came prepared...
LANDLORDS & PMs
Four powers. One phone number.
Most customers start with one and end up handing over the whole outside of the property.
Pressure Washing
Homes · driveways · storefrontsConcrete, siding, fences, decks, and patios brought back to the color you forgot they were.
- Driveways, sidewalks & curbs
- House siding & gutters (exterior)
- Decks, patios & fences
- Commercial storefronts & walkways
Roof Cleaning
Moss removal · treatmentLow-pressure soft wash plus moss treatment that keeps The Moss from mounting a sequel next fall.
- Moss & debris removal
- Preventative treatment
- Gutter clean-out
- Before/after photos of every roof
Yard Maintenance
One-time or recurringMowing, edging, brush clearing, and seasonal cleanups, all from the same reliable truck on a schedule.
- Mowing & edging
- Hedge & brush trimming
- Leaf & storm cleanup
- Recurring service available
Trash Outs
Turnovers · cleanouts · haul-awayRental turnovers, estate cleanouts, and junk removal: cleared, hauled, and photo-documented so the unit is ready to show.
- Full rental & eviction turnovers
- Garage, yard & estate cleanouts
- Haul-away included
- Volume pricing for property managers
Summoning instructions below. No cape required on your end...
How to summon him
No signal in the sky required. No sales visit either. This is a one-man company and that's the point.
1
Text a photo
Snap the driveway, the roof, the yard, the mess, whatever it is, and text it to 253-330-1631.
2
Get a real number
Michel quotes it same-day. The person pricing the job is the person doing the job, so the number doesn't change later.
3
Walk it before you pay
Most jobs are done in a day. You do the final walkthrough, and you pay when it looks right.
Narrator: a note on roofs
Roofs never get blasted with high pressure, which destroys shingles. Moss comes off with low-pressure soft washing and treatment, the way roofing manufacturers say to do it. Even heroes read the manual.
Meanwhile, in Lakewood...
THE HERO
[ PHOTO OF MICHEL
ON THE JOB GOES HERE ]
real face, real truck.
this photo does more work
than any paragraph
ON THE JOB GOES HERE ]
real face, real truck.
this photo does more work
than any paragraph
The man behind the wand
No mask, no franchise, no call center, no crew of whoever showed up that morning. MP Pressure Washington is Michel Pope: a Lakewood local with a truck and a work ethic.
The person who quotes your job is the person standing on your driveway doing it. That's why quotes are honest, the work gets done right, and the phone actually gets answered.
Commercial and residential, across Lakewood, Tacoma, University Place, Steilacoom, Parkland, and the rest of Pierce County.
Owner-operated
Lakewood, WA
Licensed · Bonded · Insured (confirm & add #)
Word spreads fast in a small town...
The citizens speak
// sample quotes, replaced with Michel's real Google reviews as they come in
— Homeowner, Lakewood"Texted him a picture of our driveway Saturday morning, had a quote by lunch, done by Wednesday. Looks brand new."
— Property manager, Tacoma"He cleared and hauled out an entire rental turnover in one day. Sent photos when it was done. My go-to now."
— Homeowner, University Place"Two other companies wanted to pressure-wash our roof. Michel was the one who explained why that's a bad idea."
Your move, citizen...
253-330-1631
Text a photo of the worst part.
Seriously, the grossest corner of the driveway, the mossiest slope of the roof, the garage you can't park in. That's all it takes to get a number. The Moss is counting on you not sending it.
253-330-1631
artist's rendering · real hero photo pending · cape optional